A few musings I live by:
1. Without humor (and sarcasm) life would not be worth living
2. A day I do not learn something is a wasted day. This can include new knowledge on any topic - not just existential crap, or things about the world that matter, or stuff on the History channel. For example, on Tuesday I learned that the Mentos in Coke experiment really does work - you should try it. But maybe not in the kitchen at your work. Maybe more like a driveway or grassy area. Trust.
Whelp, we'll stop there because you've probably already stopped listening, and I'll say the rest with pictures. Eventually.