Because I know the answer.
You’re welcome America.
The look on his face really says it all... "You know how much I hate being in this car seat right now, mom, but you DID just hand me a delicious milkshake, and you're NOT wiping it off my face every two seconds, so I GUESSSSS I'll let this 10-hours-in-the-car thing slide...this time. But I WILL NOT smile for a picture, so you know it's serious."
Whipped Cream Milkshake Hearts and Sprinkles,